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More dazzling than candles, more sparkling than sparklers.
So tickle the ivories, tickle your fancy, float in your flamboyant glam buoyancy.
The bitch is back and so is Britney, baby.
It’s zero hour 9 am, these ELTON Happies are your best friend.
PC frame / UV 400 / CR39 gradient lens / case included
Measurements:
Lens W 56mm / H 41mm
Bridge W 21.8mm
Frame H 58mm / L 148mm
Temple L 141mm
Oi U Got 1 SAFETY CAP
Regular price $35.00 Save 0%High Viz cap.
High viz
Neoprene band ro help cap float
Reflective strips
Mesh sections for breathability
Velcro fastener
Elastic strap to secure cap
Happy To Sit On Your Face Vanilla Navy
Regular price $89.00 Save Liquid error (snippets/product-template line 117): Computation results in '-Infinity'%VANILLA has earned an unfair rap for being the plainest of Janes. Not so with these vanilla Happies – shrug off the mundane and enter a world of sumptuous grandeur in these cobalt outer, tortoiseshell inner-framed marvels.
PC frame / UV 400 / CR39 gradient lens / case included
Measurements:
Lens H 49mm / W 55mm
Bridge W 24mm
Frame H 65mm / W 149mm
Temple L 149mm
Happy To Sit On your Face Vanilla Moss
Regular price $89.00 Save Liquid error (snippets/product-template line 117): Computation results in '-Infinity'%VANILLA has earned an unfair rap for being the plainest of Janes. Not so with these vanilla Happies – shrug off the mundane and enter a world of sumptuous grandeur in these moss-outer, tortoiseshell inner-framed marvels.
PC frame / UV 400 / CR39 gradient lens / case included
Measurements:
Lens H 49mm / W 55mm
Bridge W 24mm
Frame H 65mm / W 149mm
Temple L 139mm
Happy To Sit On Your Face Popcorn Noir
Regular price $98.00 Save Liquid error (snippets/product-template line 117): Computation results in '-Infinity'%With oversized frames, badass lenses, and rebel rectangular tortoiseshell accents, 'POPCORN' flips the bird to ordinary. 'POPCORN' isn't for making friends; it's here to stir chaos. Chic with a side of attitude — because rules are made to be broken.
Acetate frame / UV400 / CR39 lens / case included
Measurements:
Lens W 51mm / H 49mm
Bridge 25mm
Frame W 146.5 / H 64mm
Temple 138.5mm
Happy To Sit On Your Face Orbitty Emerald
Regular price $109.00 Save Liquid error (snippets/product-template line 117): Computation results in '-Infinity'%Picture yourself slipping on ORBITTY shades and navigating the bustling streets of a futuristic metropolis. Engineered with cutting-edge lens technology, ORBITTY offers a crystal-clear vision, ensuring you can flaunt your style whilst turning heads.
Acetate frame / UV400 CR39 gradient lens/case included / suitable for prescription lenses
Measurements
Lens H 41.5mm / W 55.3mm
Bridge W 20.22mm
Frame H 57mm / W 145.7mm
Temple 138mm
Happy To Sit On Your Face Majenta Silver
Regular price $98.00 Save Liquid error (snippets/product-template line 117): Computation results in '-Infinity'%Like a highwire artist nimbly traversing a fathomless chasm, MAJENTA will stare down the abyss and could careless what stares back. Face up to the day’s gorgon with these eye-shields, and turn your detractors to stone.
UV 400 / CR39 gradient lens / case included
Measurements:
Lens H 61mm / W 65mm
Bridge W 18mm
Frame H 64mm / W 155mm
Temple L 130.5mm
